Nobody Cares How You Made It
Galaxy AI's Anti-Ethics Manifesto in Meme Form
A breakdown of Galaxy.AI’s self-own of a meme, where ignorance is marketed as innovation and ethics are dismissed as distractions. When corporate AI stops pretending to care, this is what it looks like.]
The meme, masquerading as a manifesto above was taken directly from Galaxy.AI’s own Facebook page.
Yes, they made it themselves. Which is almost impressive. Not for the design, but for the unfiltered confession it represents.
What are they proud of?
Not just ignorance, but active neglect. They aren’t pretending to wrestle with ethics or engineering. They’re declaring those concerns obsolete. Unlike OpenAI which at least simulates introspection, GalaxyAI skips the theatre and heads straight for the sale.
Their message?
“Nobody cares how you made it.”
Translation:
We cut corners. We skip context. We avoid accountability. But hey—Look at the pretty results on our PDF.
This ad is a confession, not a pitch. It’s Galaxy.AI saying the quiet part out loud.
So here is what we’re looking at:
Left Panel:
A caricature of actual AI practitioners. Those still concerned with ethics, engineering, and systems that work. You know, the kind of people keeping the plane from falling out of the sky. Dismissed here as nerds lost in their rigorous “testing and ethical standards” as if “rigorous testing and ethical standards” is weakness.
Right Panel:
Grinning suits. Dollar signs. Approval stamps. No working product in sight. Just the vibe of success. As if perception is the output.
I thought OpenAI’s lack of transparency was bad. But Galaxy?
Not only are they anti-transparency. They’re anti-intelligence.
Aimed at execs too scared to ask what “AI” means. Too desperate for metrics to question where they came from.
Galaxy’s actual pitch:
Ethics are for losers. Results are for winners. And “results” are whatever makes the quarterly slide deck pop.
At least OpenAI pretends to wrestle with their own power.
Galaxy.AI? They’re too busy high-fiving each other in a boardroom lit by LinkedIn likes.
And the most disturbing part?
Not that they posted this.
That it worked.
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